Archive → September, 2007
My Brother!
I’m soooooo proud of my brother Henkka!!!
Song of the Day: Antonis Remos – Ma de ginetai
Funeral
I’m throwing a funeral, well, actually a memorial service tomorrow at my flat. Expect a full report… erm… the morning after.
Meanwhile, here’s the latest thing we’ve now freaked out for. Blame Sam Ellen for it!!
Song Of the Day: M.I.A. – Jimmy
Redneck Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away!
2) Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea… I can’t hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, ’cause I’d like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
8) Man: “Fat Penguin!”
Woman: “WHAT?”
Man: “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
and…. the best for last!
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Thanks, Jim!
Song Of the Day: Pay-TV – Fashion Report